How can you not like Ozzy Osbourne?
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuanaoh
What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder
just going to throw out there that Dean just referred to gay sex as the sexy kind of drilling.
This is the new “MOVI” camera stabilizer that has the possibility to rapidly change the film industry
was i just turned on by a camera
OH MY GOD
Oh my FUCK.
Option 1 - Build a $5,000,000 technological marvel.
Option 2 - Strap it to a chicken
I’ve spent the last week obsessing over the MOVI.
Now I just want that chicken.
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
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